Most countries don’t have tax software.

They have a website usually. A free one, from the government. That calculates their taxes for them. You just have to check if it is correct from your side.

Antiviruses

There is nothing more masculine than gay sex

Are they like whimsical oven mitts for getting your freshly baked edibles out of the oven?

I’d rather shovel shit than annoy others by doing such an asshole job. There always is a choice.

Even working in an Amazon warehouse is more fulfilling than invading peoples home trying to force them to buy whatever it is your employer wants to sell, using all kinds of dirty tactics.

There is nobody who has to do that.

I do, for when a neighbor kid kicked a ball in my yard and they are asking for it back.

They chose to do an asshole job created by asshole employers.

I don’t have mercy for those people, they could have chosen so many other jobs.

Read the story, it is quite short and good.

Purple is a green wavelength that doesn’t trigger the green cones in your eyes.

It is made up by your brain.

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New tip: Install bloatware to make it slower

The doctor already knows this trick

If you need unproven statements to prove something, then it isn’t science.

The world is littered with fake empty buildings used to obscure phone line junctions and internet provider stuff.

Almost every neighbourhood has one. But they look like normal houses, so you can never tell unless you know where to look for.

For foods, they usually use cheaper ingredients, but it is the same recipe from the same factory.

That just shows the strength of the Twitter brand.

I have a LAN party almost every single day

Build my own desktop after my first laptop broke. Didn’t take more than a month for me to get a laptop as well. Couldn’t live without the freedom to game in the garden when it is amazing weather.

The rest of my arguments are better told … in song:

Mc Ohm - Laptop Gamer

How about it also have 3 stands.

When flicking up it is a capital, flicking down is a regular letter

A van that is clearly blocking the road with that other car next to it

You can just use FreeOTP

My company has the same policy