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Good question for a podiatrist or a orthopedic doctor. Most likely some sort of abnormal physical structure related to your bones

autodefenestration is a fun one

Buffalo is so fucking good

Yes.

We are responsible for paying for emergency medicine

Fixed issue. Go to your podiatrist and get the permanent fix, a matrixectomy.

Yes. Objectively.

It’s worth noting it will only work within Bluetooth range unless you pay for a separate 4g connection to the watch

Yep.

I’ve tried this at multiple apartments with a 0% success rate. It seems the “return to sender” thing hasn’t worked for decades, at least in apartment complexes.

I do

It’s good for boring professional correspondence. Responding to bosses emails and filling out self evaluations that waste my time

Rotation

Obligatory ‘not a doctor’

The final options are surgery vs ‘do nothing’. Onychomycosis (fungal nail infection) often doesn’t need a treatment, unless you’re immunocompromised it’s just a cosmetic thing. Surgery, in this case, involves removing the nail, and killing the matrix, which is the nail bed. This means you won’t have toenails anymore. This isn’t a problem as we don’t use our toenails, but some people will opt to apply fake nails for cosmetic reasons.

Missing applications here and there will have a negligible impact on your treatment, you don’t need to worry about it. We would regularly tell people that if they’re going on vacation for a week, feel free to paint your nails and stop treatment until you come back, then resume. Fighting nail fungus is a long game, it can take upwards of a year to knock those bastards out. As long as you’re using the topicals >90% of the time, you have a good shot. That being said, even thebest treatments are only proven ~60-70% effective, but that includes the aforementioned “too far gone” nails trying treatments admittedly in vain.

Worked at a podiatry clinic for 3 years and we recommended tolcylen a lot. I’ve seen great results on patients who were very compliant with applications and didn’t have nails that were too far gone (think thicker than they are long). It’s important to note that you aren’t looking for any changes to the existing nail, just the new growth from the base of the nail. If you’re seeing at least 1mm of clear growth a month you’re good, do not stop until the entire nail has grown out healthy.

I think this is going to be your best answer. Follow recipes exactly, and favor dishes that allow for additions after the fact (condiments, cheese, salt/pepper, hot sauce, etc)

The voice is very similar to mine, which really trips people up when I use it lol

My Google Pixel uses AI to answer the call in the background, and will automatically report as spam and block these calls. I haven’t gotten a spam call in over a year

You could donate it to me and pay for my lunch on the overnight shift! ;)

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