ParlimentOfDoom

And maybe the janitor should sift through that river of diarrhea for the couple of pennies someone might have swallowed.

It’s weird this hasn’t really happened, given how a lot of people do it for attention, but if you’re just one of a dozen others that month, what attention are you getting?

Except the ones feeling the hurt the most are the little guys

Programmers can’t stop morons mistaking a glorified autocorrect program for a decision making device.

These are word-probability glorified autocorrectors being prompted to “simulate” a nuclear war scenario. What words are going to show up a lot when discussing nuclear war? Launching nukes. Because that’s what all the literature about it has happen.

Once again, decision making and reasoning is being attributed to something that operates off of word frequency

… it’s Microsoft, Amazon, Google, and Facebook building all these huge datacenters. The biggest companies on the planet

Tariffs already gutted the barley starting to recover from the pandemic wood shortage.

Didn’t forget draining all their drinking water. Violating everyone’s copyright. Driving teens to suicide. Giving terrible medical advice. And Generating csam.

Mathew Broderick lied to me.

He just wants to live like common people.

Banning abortions kills people who have been born already, including children.

So, no. They’re not right. Their point is trying to punish people for having sex.

Adoption is slow because it doesn’t fucking work, not because they explained it poorly

Sorry, no. If you can train someone how to do the job within an afternoon, it’s not the kind of “skilled” people are talking about. Moving like a healthy human is not a skill. We are built to carry things. Being pedantic about it helps no one.

I don’t think you understand how idioms work

I’ve already won by not buying their shit.

Just like all the “for the kids” bullshit excuses to enact draconian population monitoring, this system will make it harder for small manufacturing shops to compete with the mega corps.

So…not entanglement at all, then.

I think the same thing about the service reps.

I just moved, you have my router registered to a different region, please transfer it.

Have you tried rebooting your router?

We’ll send someone out to check your wires.

3 transfers later your router was registered to a different region in our system, it’ll take a day for the transfer of these 16 bits to happen.

Repeat next move.

Theoretically, zero latency. If you don’t have to wait for a photon to get all the way from one end of a line to another, that can improve a lot of things.

I’m not sure what the fiber is doing here, but if they can get it working without that, they could drive rovers around Mars in real time, instead of waiting the 4-24 minute delay each way when sending/receiving signals.

Or streaming video games could be actually playable instead of frustrating messes.

They just made it so not all state IDs count.