Maybe you can help me out, the heads still alive but the bodies keep dieing and the kindergarten is starting to ask questions.

As someone raised in the tropics, I’ll take cooler weather with floods over a heatwave in a heartbeat.

Australian here, I feel exactly the same about them as I do any other group of Australians. Except for those damn new Zealanders, strutting around with their chilli box’s and better weather.(/s)

I don’t even remember my 18th Not due to drinking (I’m a tea totaler) bit because from the ages of 13 to now (28) my life has been a meaningless blur. Not good or bad just grey. So I’d say enjoy your birthday warts and all because at least you still feel something.

Serious answer: I don’t know, but I wish you luck and hope you find peace.

Dumb answer: 2l of gasoline and a match!