minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.ziptoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Conversations with old people would be a lot shorter if they never had any ailments.linkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 day agoThey talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about. linkfedilink
minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.ziptoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw awaylinkfedilinkarrow-up32·8 days agoAnd matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames. linkfedilink
minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.ziptoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Shitposting should be called pooposting for the alliteration alone!linkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoAmen linkfedilink
minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.ziptoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoDon’t let them get your Goatse. linkfedilink
minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.zipOPtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.linkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoExactly linkfedilink
Zealotte@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoNobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake. message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareNobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake. Zealotte@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
They talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.