Shower trained

You don’t have to go full vegan or vegetarian. Reducing beef intake without giving it up is better than nothing. Even swapping to chicken or pork for a meal or two a week will impact your big picture water usage more than you’d think.

You bought it. It’ll be $6 next summer

I want to be excited about this but I don’t expect the offspring to carry a lot of genetic diversity. This is highly complicated inbreeding but with even fewer genes than normal.

Occasionally I miss my old Nexus 5. The screen felt so big at the time and I loved it’s sharp edges

Assholes have family. Assholes have interests. People are multitudes.