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Nine nine!

Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.

We’ve got these already, called a coconut crab, and it’s not unlikely that they killed and ate Amelia Earheart.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/coconut-crabs-eat-everything-from-kittens-to-maybe-amelia-earhart-180948206/

I disagree, he should kill them…

With kindness!

With that said, I think that a companion pet can often help one make those changes. Since it sounds like money and allergies are a bit of an issue, I would suggest looking at rats. They are incredibly loyal and affectionate, clean, intelligent. They only live about 2-3 years, which sucks, but if you find that pet ownership isn’t for you (and it’s okay if it isn’t), you aren’t beholden to an animal that will live 4-5 times as long.