Nice try, pickpocket.
Nice try stochastic pick pocketer
nice try fed 😛
A tissue.
Just in case.
#fapnation
I need several tissues for that
front right: phone side right: wallet front left: keys side left: smoking stuff, meshtastic radio back left: handkerchief
For some reason your post reminded me of when I got my first flip phone and I hadn’t had a designated pocket for it.
That’s why they had phone holsters.
Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
Damn, sorry. I was in a restaurant trying to settle a bet. I didn’t have chance to look back at the posts.
I’m prepared for my lashings.
No lashings in order, but that is an uncanny coinkydink.
Phone, left front. Wallet (including work fob) and key in right front; small flashlight and chapstick in the coin pocket; pen clipped to back right pocket.
Plus I guess not technically in my pocket, but I’ve been front horizontal carrying a leatherman (or sometimes a fixed blade with a pry bar clipped to it).
FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES
Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.
My hands cos they’re cold

Left: Keys and wallet
Right: PhoneIf either is missing: Panic
most days, I wear cargo pants, and I put my phone in right pocket, keys in left. and Bluetooth earbuds in lower left pocket , wallet in the lower right.
Cargo can be hard to find in the shops these days. I love it for air travel.
Daily carry: front left, phone. Front right keys. Back right, wallet. Back left, a pack of paper tissues.
I don’t always carry all of this, but this is fully-loaded:
- Right pocket: phone
- Left pocket: beeswax lip balm, contact lens drops, vehicle keys
- Right side pocket: work keys, microfiber cloth
- Left side pocket: work phone, device failure “toe tags”
- Belt: work ID/access badge
- Right extra pocket: bit-driver with 8 bits
- Right rear: wallet
- Left rear: needlenose pliers
- Clipped to lapel: micro Phillips/flathead screwdriver, pen
- Shoulder: laptop bag with cables
- Right ear: Bluetooth earpiece
I’m pretty happy with this setup for most of my workday…








