This is where you have a talk about griefing and consent before the 5yo turns into an open world PvP advocate
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to have the adult conversation about what constitutes a socially acceptable number of cows to have in your house. It’s a very important conversation.
My dad used to live in the country, and a single cow got into a semi-abandoned old ranch hand house. (We assume some one left the door open. It was in there for a day or so.
That cow absolutely wrecked the place. Walls kicked in, windows smashed (frame and all), floors ripped up, table in 2 pieces, just an absolute disaster. Also, the poop.
So. ONE COW. If unsupervised.
Assuming the cows are causing a lot of lag, so he’s upset that he can’t clear them out and play the game
The obvious solution then is just using a command to kill the cows… and probably tell the other kid not to do that again x3
This is an opportunity to teach them about the command line, so they can use their powers for revenge.
80 cows? Ha! How about 8,000 cows!
The 5-year-old probably thought it was hilarious. I think the answer is to fill the 5-year-old’s house with 80 chickens.
He’d probably think that’d be hilarious too. Win-win.




