My roommate only washes up if he poops, never after peeing. Now every time I’m in any of the common areas I have to wash my hands after touching anything I haven’t wiped down. Thus, I wash my hands twice every time I use the bathroom; once as normal and again in the kitchen because I touched the taps, light switch and door handle in the bathroom which likely have groin sweat on them… /rant


Yes. Wash my hands:
First three always, fourth sometimes, definitely not the last two.
The sexy time edit makes this funnier
I should’ve probably made it a numbered list, eh
something made him remember 🤔
Aren’t your hands extremely dry from all the washing ?
I follow pretty similar standards and keep some coconut based lotion around to keep from drying my hands too much.
They are, and it’s just like I like it.
I strangely don’t need to moisturize, ever. My hands’ skin is curiously soft and smooth all year round, despite harsh and dry winter conditions during those months. Wife and kids need so many lotions and shit and I hate putting it on the kids. I want to wash the lotion off afterwards lol. But it’s good bonding so I do it anyway.