Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a […]
Can’t wait to turn my gold into piss!
Ah yes, the king’s water.
Waiter, a bottle of your finest Nobel prize.
How does that work? You eat the gold and your piss comes out golden?
Dehydrated mfers can already do that
There’s actually instructions on the site. It says to add your gold to a bucket, add some piss and two special pills for only $459.99