Depends. My annual checkup needed to be booked weeks in advance, whereas when I rang them about a mole that started bleeding, they wanted a picture and when they saw it, they referred me urgently to the dermatology department. I had an appointment that Saturday and they froze it off, but the dermatologist didn’t think it was skin cancer. Since I was there anyway and it was annoying, it was bye bye mole. The NHS can move fast when it needs to. My aunt waited quite a while for her hip replacement but when my other uncle fell and broke his they did it straight away.

If you turn up at A&E (emergency room) at the weekend after pub closing time you’ll be waiting hours and hours, but they deal with the most urgent stuff first.

It used to be better before the conservatives underfunded it for a decade and a half, and having an anti-immigrant policy and restricting placed on UK training hasn’t helped the recruitment crisis any, but it’s still good and I didn’t have to mortgage my house to pay for my relative’s cancer treatment.

Privatisation ruins everything for everyone except the CEOs and shareholders.