seriously. there is a restaurant i know where a single onion ring costs a dollar (you don’t buy them like that but y’know they are expensive is what i am saying), and here is the thing they are worth a dollar they are that fucking good. the rest of their food is a little pricey but oh my god those onion rings are fucking expensive. your god too. if you’re an atheist please go get one for a minute this deserves the full court blasphemy.