My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
I’m an American who poops once a week. I’ll go ahead and speak for all Americans here that this is undoubtedly true.
I can confirm that this individual can speak on my behalf for all things defication.