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What is the best "That's what she said" you've ever done or heard?

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What is the best "That's what she said" you've ever done or heard?

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Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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My wife was scooping ice cream and said “We’d better hurry up its getting soft!” I couldn’t resist.

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“I often sit at home and rub my carpet.”

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, the Lowes flooring associate said this to me when I was booking installation services.
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  Are you married to her now?

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