My wife was scooping ice cream and said “We’d better hurry up its getting soft!” I couldn’t resist.

  • Pooptimist@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 years ago

    My wife’s granddad was a carpenter and lost some fingers to the saw. He’s also a hunter and when I asked how he can shoot without fingers she said: “a stump is enough” and I just had to