(Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don’t forget to prepare it in your
Bratwurst
bRatwurst
brAtwurst
braTwurst
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Too soon?
Cooking and eating unruly children.
Booty rimjobs anal tosser
My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids…
If they’re being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD
BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.
Originally called “kasln”, the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it “Fleischkäsebrät”. Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.
It is the WURST.
Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.
It’s for Homeopatic cancer prevention.
Cancer accumulation.
You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers
Tumourmaxxing
B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T ricerice
I died
You eat small edgy dolls
Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu
This is the diet for me. I had to look up Ricciarelli and it sounds just like an Italian cookie I love, except what I’m familiar with are horseshoe shaped. I’ve also had a very similar pinole version.
Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.
you can only eat subaru pickups
