In a particularly creative expression of anti-MAGA sentiment, a man who goes by the username “biz_dave” says he successfully trained crows to attack MAGA hats. As detailed in a series of posts on Threads, the self-proclaimed “big nerd” and “very part-time artist” stuck some tasty treats, including “peanuts, chicken scraps, mealworms, and dog kibble,” underneath a MAGA hat.
“Once they were coming regularly, it was only about three months to get them to the hat removal stage,” biz_dave wrote.
He’s doing the Lord’s work, I see.
All he does is tell them what it represents, and that is enough.
He should train it to shit on their heads too
Better not be a fan of any red flavored sports teams in that town, somehow I doubt the crows can read.
You know, I had a bright red baseball hat that I used to love. I stopped wearing it a little over a decade ago, because at least two people thought it was a MAGA hat and I didn’t want to get dragged into more conversations with MAGAts or alienate people who are now being targeted by the regime.
That’s unfortunate, but it happens and I bet I’m not the only one who stopped wearing red hats.
Niners fan here, I volunteer to operate the guillotine
Might as well make all sports teams change colors then since we’ve become bulls who can’t stand the sight of red shit. I still say that humans should be able to read the difference from “maga” and “49ers” but of course that’s from my high pedestal of literacy, curse you Sesame Street!
