A Gentoo, Debian, and Arch core developer go to the restroom. The Gentoo developer runs out, rushes to the sink, pulls the handle all the way up, takes as many tissues as it needs. On their way out they yell: “We at Gentoo, we are fast!”
The Debian dev comes out and heads to the sink. They are very digilent with the resources. Just enough water and only one single tissue. On their way out they say: “We at Debian, we are very efficient.”
The Arch developer comes out, passes the sink, sits down and mumbles: “We at Arch, we just don’t piss on our hands.”
I feel like a better punchline might be something like “Hand washing is bloat”. I’ve heard this joke a million times in different formats. Marines versus Navy is the first that comes to mind.
A Gentoo, Debian, and Arch core developer go to the restroom. The Gentoo developer runs out, rushes to the sink, pulls the handle all the way up, takes as many tissues as it needs. On their way out they yell: “We at Gentoo, we are fast!”
The Debian dev comes out and heads to the sink. They are very digilent with the resources. Just enough water and only one single tissue. On their way out they say: “We at Debian, we are very efficient.”
The Arch developer comes out, passes the sink, sits down and mumbles: “We at Arch, we just don’t piss on our hands.”
“We at NixOS, we’d rather piss ourselves than pull down our trousers!”
I feel like a better punchline might be something like “Hand washing is bloat”. I’ve heard this joke a million times in different formats. Marines versus Navy is the first that comes to mind.