

To be fair, milk was made available.


To be fair, milk was made available.


Not really a virus, but coworker left his laptop open and unattended for a while. As punishment, I installed a script with a cron job that ran at random intervals between 10 minutes and 2 hours. The script set the speaker volume to just barely audible, played a sound of a whisper voice that just said “hey”, then reset the volume back to where it was.


I know this house! The woman waving on the front porch actually died, leaving behind her elderly husband. He was so devastated when she died, and he became kind of a recluse. The government wanted to tear down the house, so he got a bunch of helium balloons and lifted the house away to go live by a waterfall or something. Also there was a boy scout and a talking dog for some reason. I don’t know, I could be remembering this wrong.


I wouldn’t think so because you would need tens or hundreds of Bluetooth/WiFi radios. Even then they could still know that “here comes that guy with hundreds of Bluetooth/WiFi radios.”
A simpler solution might be to use randomized and regularly rotated mac addresses for your WiFi chips, which is easy enough on any android/Linux device. However, I’m not sure what other unique identifiers they could use for fingerprinting.


Considering that LLMs are just word guessing machines and not actual intelligence, that’s not likely to happen.


No, no. OP said “worst”. This is peak web design.


Early rejector club. Jellyfin gang.


I used to work with a lot of HP’s industrial printers. The automated maintenance routines always take so damn long, and they break all the time. We always said HP stands for Have Patience.


Boom. Slammed. Now what?


Finally, I can achieve my dreams of becoming a moisture farmer.


When you have to make presentations to people who have more money than computer skills.


Pulling an all-nighter to shave 3 seconds off your Super Mario speed-run doesn’t pay the bills.


Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
Interesting documentary about a couple of missing Canadian Mennonite sisters, Charity and Chastity Dyck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofr1LUz2Fd4
This is the full extent of my knowledge of Canadian Mennonites.