Hemingways_Shotgun

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Cake day: June 7th, 2023

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  • So this is half on me, and half on my father. (I inherited my “stupid idea” gene.

    When I was 16 my dad was building a greenhouse on our small acreage. Frame was up, everything was ready and it became time to lay down the heavy clear plastic sheeting that would form the surface.

    As he was up in the top nailing down each corner, it was my job to hold each corner down as tight as I could from the ground by using a rope attached to the corner of the sheet. (I don’t know if i’m describing this properly).

    Any way, my father’s fault in the story is this: The only “rope” we could find was baler twine. It’s thin, coarse, and can easily slice like a saw. We secured a long piece of it to the corner of the sheeting and my job was to basically “tug of war” the corner in order to keep it taut for my father to secure.

    Anyone raised in the country already sees exactly where I’m going with this…

    MY stupid part in this story is this…

    In an attempt to get a better purchase on the baler twine, I wrapped it a few times around my hand, through my fingers, etc…

    Did I mention it was a bit windy that day? So a guest of wind took the corner and ripped it out of my hands, with the twine literally zipping through my fingers, slicing them nearly to the bone because friction + baler twine = weirdly effective saw.

    Four fingers on my right hand were left with ring scars from where the twine zipped through them and my right hand was out of action for about a week



  • The moment I knew that I had to break it off with my ex was when a comment about tea-cup saucers turned into an accusation that I “always had to be right”.

    We were having cake for dessert:

    Her: “Can you grab plates?”

    Me: Grabs a couple of small plates.

    Her: “No, those aren’t for cake. It’s the really small ones.”

    Me: “Okay, but FYI the small ones are actually teacup saucers. You can tell the difference because they have the indent in the middle so the teacup doesn’t slip around.”

    Her: “You just always have to be right, don’t you?”

    What followed was a truly bonkers argument where I found myself accused of “lording my intelligence” and told that I had to be right in everything.

    For the record, I told her I literally didn’t give a shit what she wants to eat cake off of. I’m the guy that would happily use a Tupperware lid as a plate if it was the closest thing to hand. I was just pointing out an “interesting fact” (in my mind at least).





  • Supporting ActivityPub doesn’t excuse being owned and operated by META.

    Will Bsky eventually shit itself like Twitter did? Sure, maybe. That seems to be the normal path nowadays. And when it does, I’ve still got my Masto account that I try to keep active as well. But at the very least, Bsky is a different company. I can have a bsky account without being dragged into an entire META ecosystem designed to put their chosen content in front of my eyes.

    Even at it’s worst, the fact that Bsky is it’s own thing and not owned by a mega corporation puts it automatically about Threads, regardless of ActivityPub.




  • Logic does not rely on assumptions. It relies on making deductions about what is probable when faced with the current knowledge.

    I see what you are meaning, but it’s a misunderstanding of how the scientific method works. Base Assumptions never come into play.

    The hypothesis comes from the existing evidence, not the other way around.

    For example, Eratosthenes didn’t have an “assumption” that the earth was round and then said, “hmmm…how shall we test this?” Rather, he had heard from someone or other that at noon is a certain city, there was no shadow. While in another city, there was a shadow being cast by objects. He started to logically deduce why that could be. He had his evidence, that in one city to the south, no shadow, and in another city, a shadow of 7 degrees at the same time of day. He knew the distance between the two cities and deduced not only that the earth was round, but it’s size as well.

    No gut assumptions necessary.




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    4 months ago

    Similar to you, but I can’t remember if it was a potato.

    Like others, ive had things go down the wrong pipe before; everyone has. But this time it was completely blocked; no air in or out.

    I live alone, so it was the scariest moment of my life. By the time I was able to dislodge it enough to breath by slamming my diaphragm down against the edge of a counter enough times, my eyesight had already begun to go dark.

    Thought for sure that that was it for me right there.





  • Not a full on extinction event, but the late bronze age collapse has always fascinated me. So much do that it led me to pursue archaeology in college.

    So many theories, everyone has their favourite, but yeah, what ultimately caused every near eastern civilisation as well as the Mycenaean Greeks to just all collapse and disappear over a relatively short 200 years or so (archaeologically speaking a blink-of-an-eye)