Reddit users are revolting! But at least they are protesting Twitter too.

1 core, 1 thread

Pain. So much pain.

I think kink. Some people just love to be seen or caught in compromising states of undress.

Struggling with his gender identity.

It happens to me almost weekly

You luckily have an abbreviation in your DNA that means your tellemeres don’t shorten. You can’t age. You reach 87000 years old. Humans have gone extinct. You are trapped alone on a dead earth. You try to shoot yourself but the gun misfires. You jump off w cliff, but a sudden updraft catches you and you land safely. In this multiverse, luck is now objective.

I bought a new pocket knife when I was 16 and immediately started testing it out by slashing at the Bouganvillieas in the garden. I followed through too hard and slashed the thum on the other hand,took out a scallop the size of a 5c piece, but not all the way. Got it stitched back up but I still have tingling there to this day.

The Marmite causes the eggs to hatch in your tummy 🤗

He would be spinning in his grave, except…

Socrates was executed for being super annoying.

Indubitably

Currently struggling with this right now

That was Lucifer, the light bringer, the morning star.

I’m pretty sure I haven’t updated my Audacity version since 2012 😅 but I’ll remember this thank you

Greenshot

Irfanview

Audacity

OBS

Lab Chirp: simple but powerful sound effects generator

Stickies (zhorn software): Networkable sticky notes

Agent Ransack: File content search

On a golf course putting green.

I was drunk as a skunk.

I climbed the fence and then I took the big ball markers that mark the tee of each hole, and I stabbed the stabby part into a tree until one tree had all the markers stabbed into it.

Then I went to sleep.

Not super proud of that

• Keeps demons away

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Even if it’s attached to a girl, SMH

I think everyone should play factorio for at least a few hours. It will be some of the most interesting 17 months of their lives.