Soak it in wine and boof it

Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

Something like that

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor

George Carlin

Mitch Hedberg

Bill Burr

Wanda Sykes

The new Indiana Jones is great

Meekrob

Those sound like poor people problems

You have to take it out though

Lying in bed, debating if you have to pee bad enough to get up

You know that thing, when you’re walking through an isle in a store and each person tries to step aside and so ensues some of the most awkward moments? That.

Torturer

My inner child died of dysentery many moons ago

Sadly only took a second for chatGPT to produce this

#include <iostream> using namespace std;

int main() { char procrastinated;

cout << "Did you procrastinate? (y/n): ";
cin >> procrastinated;

if (procrastinated == 'y' || procrastinated == 'Y') {
    cout << "You procrastinated! Remember, study earlier next time to avoid the stress!" << endl;
} else {
    cout << "Good job staying on track! Keep it up!" << endl;
}

return 0;

}

Thanks

No pain, no gain.

Got rhabdomyolysis from working out too hard, that saying is crap.

I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.