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The infinite DnD adventures one sounds neat

It’ll be a 5x5 plot on Mar-a-Lago with one of those little free library boxes. He’ll charge the GAO 10k in rent a month. It will only be open on Thursdays for a hour and not marked on any map. The box will be stuffed with classified documents.

Doritos

Have an email complaining about you etched onto it

You can make your own Discord or Discord alternative server

They stopped developing their iOS app years ago, if you have an iPhone it’s useless

Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it

Well, if The Hawk says it’s all right…

All autocorrect now defaults to Reddit comment style

Tons of plugins for Mediawiki as well

It’s “Lemmings”

The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape

I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?

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• Opening Arguments
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• The Scathing Atheist

My Mom grew up near Kitsap naval base and calling someone a sailor was pretty much a slur, even if they were a sailor. I don’t think that’s gone away lol

That’s just Twilight with another faction, much higher body count, and way too much Europe

That’s why I buy the $20 straight from the Chinese factory ones, because fuck 'em