That’s why you email them…

“hey boss, I know you told me not to ask again, so I am not, but in the event you change your mind, I have your upgrade ready to go.”

Fair and honest, except the titles. Thank you, tiny badass motherfucker. I accept.

What if I called you a badass tiny motherfucker?

Lol no? My base floor is above ground. Wtf you think water is attracted to houses or smth?

You can get a decent pair of sonys for €150? The conversion rate must be better than I thought!

Being one of those victims, it’s honestly worse than that. My (very former) best friend went on to marry and raise kids with the woman that he knew SA’d me.

Y’all y’all check it, I just found the new revolutionary radical technology! They’re called jpegs! No one company can control them, they’re too powerful! /s

What a load of shit…