They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Absolutely not.

The days are long, while the years are short.

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

And don’t feed it after midnight!

Boo!

If you don’t 100% know exactly what you’re doing and 240 volts is involved, you shouldn’t do it.

120 volts will give you a nice little shock, but 240 volts will kill you.

2048 chickens.

But apparently not in periods…

No, just a pre-internet meme about red cars.

Red ones go faster.

Phenylephrine ​isn’t the only OTC medication that doesn’t work.

And it’s a stimulant. Nothing worse than feeling miserable from a cold and unable to sleep because of pseudoephedrine.

I think Mucinex has been demonstrated to be as effective as phenylephrine (i.e., not).

It depends. Does he collect them because they’re cool and he wants to trade with friends, or to play the game and win? If it’s the former, get a bunch of packs (I think they typically have of order 10 cards each, and you’re guaranteed one of the better cards with nice art). If the latter, you would need to ask so you get something that works with what he has; one possibility is to get a trainer box that has cards that tend to work together, or you can buy decks that previously won a championship or something.

Similar boat here. While we’ll probably be all right, I fear for the vulnerable and weak.

No, his image is all he cares about, which is not the same thing.

Does he have to have one? I’ve never gotten the impression that he cares about his legacy.

Probed.