Swamp State

It’s either the shitty swamp state, the shitty cowboy state, or the worst state of all…Ohio.

I carry an M60E1 light machine gun loaded at all times. You never know when you will be needed as an infantryman against a Viet Cong attack. The streets are mean.

Keep in mind,if you’re in the US, that it’s likely illegal to do that. If you care about that sort of thing.

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Imma let Annie do it for me

Calling in sick to work today. Massive diarrhea. No joke. I woke up at 6 with the smelliest gas I’ve ever had followed by the longest bout on the toilet.

My friend was over with his kid on Sunday. She threw up and they left. He said they all got sick. I think this is whatever that was.

Maybe I’ll lose a bit of weight. BRAT diet here I come

By her first and last name

I wouldn’t be against it if, one it wasn’t garbage set up to make the rich richer through a scam and two, there was a system in place for universal basic income.

AOL chat rooms were my jam. I remember role playing games in the gaming chat section in middle school. You would create characters in your bio. I miss that.

“Jo Nipple actually proves she’s a cunt face”

Now we’re talking

Yes they pretty much all do

Have you considered a DAP (Digital Audio Player)? It’s an MP3 player. The beginner ones people like are typically the Innioasis Y1 and the Fiio Snowsky Echo. There’s a million options. I have the Y1. I like it so much that I’ll probably invest in a high quality.

Connect with USB and drag and drop.

The only thing I didn’t get is the search function. You search a song and then dig through the results for it and you might find it

Where do you gets CDs?

“if”

Dude, what on Earth are you blabbering on about?

Drink more water. Eat more fiber.

The crowd: “WE’RE WALKIN’ HERE!”