I think if you banned coffee, most countries would have legit riots of not revolutions. The people will put up with a lot, but not that.

Of all the answers here, this definitely seems like the right one and the only one that makes sense.

You’re right, that’s certainly not impressive.

Norwegian, it’s like Danish but with an attractive accent.

Get bread and canned fish. You can also get canned tomato soup and eat it cold. And then make sure to bring some fruits or something.