Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.

Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest

Whataburger.

Whataburger is only in 16 states versus Wendy’s 50 so not really fair question.

Edit citation for my original 51. My brain turned off while I typed it out sooo yeah 50 states in the US

https://brilliantmaps.com/us-locations/wendys-locations-us/

Don’t truly have a favorite artist, so to me, this is more of a question of how much money would it take for you to endure a minor inconvenience for the rest of your life?

50k ?

Doesn’t sound like it needs web access to function. Block web and all other ports at switch/core/firewall etc.

Start looking for a new job. Don’t wait until you have certs, just look. And don’t describe this situation in any interview. Just say you’re looking for growth and new challenges