Oh, that one’s easy! Just use the internet archivenevermind.

Don’t feed the AI

But that extremely expensive NFT I bought has my name on it, not yours. Therefore it is owned by me and nobody else.

No I won’t show it to you.

I like to pretend that I’m inherently superior to them :)

Košs KPH30i headphones. Those fuckers are an actual health hazard. They will make your ears suffer for the crime of putting them on.

Really sad cause Porta Pros are incredible. And I usually see people suggest getting the KPH30i instead. Don’t do that.

Extremely dirty. Why does nobody care about all the shit and litter out there? What caused such ignorance to form?

What genres are your bats listening to?

Diving. Thousands blown along multiple failed exams. Still get made fun of in my family and work due to that.

But what if you are the main character but everyone else is not?

There was no one responsible for JFK’s assassination. His head just randomly exploded on its own.

If it’s impossible to consistently make good songs. Even an artist whom a person loves will at best make 20% of their songs worth listening to. In a 1 hour set, usually 1-2 songs are worth saving into the library. Anyone who says stuff like “I love this artist’s album” is full of crap.

≈20/10 1km away from the closest cable. 20 EUR/month.

… But I don’t see any horses. Surely they can’t move on their own! Who is pushing them?

The idiots have not yet found the platform, so I can enjoy more interesting discussions.

I like my name better.

I usually stop cooking the potatoes whenever a fork can split them. Apparently that is not enough?

Those potato spaghettifiers. Fuckers break when you try to push potatoes though. Waste of money.

People who want a foldable are at peace with it randomly becoming unusable. People who buy cheap phones are not.

Because too few people link Nitter therefore I need to find usernames to plug in by going to Twitter. Don’t have an account and never will.

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