There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

You think Trev is related to the Meat Wizard?

Wanna get high…?

“Mahm! More hot pockets!”

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

I’m partial to three, m’self.

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

Gimme da cash!

“Emergency. Induction. Port.”

Callback to my favorite system: the Sony Phvto£ann6

Are they playing The Floor Is Lava in a conference room…?

“I swallowed the knife…”

I’m sad nobody has mentioned Chrono Trigger…

That’s not a bagpipe, that’s Quato!

Low Man’s Last Super

tak!

I just started replaying Parasite Eve for the first time since 98, so this was an amusing post for me also.