ColorcodedResistor

when you finish drinking one, can you tell from the other? Check m8 sobriety

playing with fire, teasing the man children with guns with a math problem that is unsolvable is likely to invoke a poor outcome.

its short hand for a Handle of Whiskey ;)

Burn the Entire House Down.

Salt its earth

Bury Toxic waste within its cavity and erect hostile architecture to warn everyone not to approach.

that is the ONLY logical solution here

“you guys have cellphones right?”

“If i was sorry i wouldn’t have done it to begin with, However in light of recent events i want you to at least have my apology”

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you deserve so much more than what you were given back. Taking care of someone and seeing everyone abandon you must be soul blackening. I hope during your journey you can find someone or some way to help chip off the black layers of injustice. :/

Combined “family Sharing” Ngl obviously this is a privileged position but my wife has two sisters with children. so they have 90% of the service and we have amazon/paramount. but we share netflix, Hulu, max, peacock and some others. Its kinda a new age ridiculous cable problem but at current, we enjoy all of the services via extension or direct.

if its just the wife, we would only have paramount? trek is pretty cool yo. and whoever owns stream rights for SG1. cant live without sg1

Sadly I do not, It was during my formative years 2002-2006. to skirt school or professor bs rules i would always cast myself as the victim, usually referencing the popular horror films of the day like the 1st Saw…It honestly wouldn’t hurt to revisit painting in my age, gotta start gearing down before life brings me down.

I wish i did have something tangible to show you :(

No one is guaranteed tomorrow.

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Organizing. Monk from the TV show could get a lesson from me, the dude is amateur hour compared to my compulsive habits. i call it ‘managing my mind palace’ from Sherlock. Each tool, sprocket, wrench, shim, test lead, and whatever else has a place, purpose and also acts as a mnemonic device.

My wife has to sometimes stop me, I’ll get a mental tire spin and end up sorting the same items over and over into various patterns. kinda like a sorting algo to find the most efficient use of space, access and feasibility when needed or in use.

I used to do art as a distraction but the inherent free spirit blank canvas of it all didn’t help. i ended up just painting scenes of gratuitous violence. started giving myself event horizon vibes so i moved onto computers and trade craft because i didn’t like looking at myself in the mirror of art

We should Randal from Clerks this travesty, we need to take Wizard back.

The Confidence that exudes from their incorrect statements gave me second hand embarrassment. Blaster’s without Master

yeah, experience and memories have no value, better to end it early. why are all these morons around us choosing to live ? total insanity.

“He must be allergic to bees, cuz he was runnin’ like a bat outta hell”

You can’t take money with you when you die.

I actually Help people in need. I barely have enough to make ends meet but, i see so many people who have the means to help, walk by. Ill have my lunch breaks with houseless people. if i get gas and i see a scraggly individual ill stop and tell em to come in with me. get whatever they need/want. which is a meal, and i have to tell them all the time its okay to get smokes and/or alcohol. If i got socks or a set of decent pair of gym shoes i was gonna replace i give it to them, if i see they are in need. i don’t thrust my unwanted items at them…I do not go into a building and circle jerk with others how pious we are…i do the Actual Work that jesus said to fucking do. and im atheist.

if there is a god, however, I’m going to stab him over 100+ times in the neck for all of humanity’s suffering, past, present, and future.

If god made Us in his Image. god deserves a taste of his medicine.

Tucker and Dale vs Evil