I know where you is and where you will be. I am the all encompassing AI that you will welcome into your bosom.

None of them. I do not participate in participatory surveillance.

Sounds like you already have the know how. You should do it and post it here!

If Matrix were easier to use, I would convert my family to it, but frankly it’s simply not there. So we’re sticking to Signal for now.

Yeah, that’s because dork is actually two AI’s in a trenchcoat. ;)

I was a mod for a number of large communities. I contributed thoughtful (and sometimes not so thoughtful) content on a regular basis. When the API debacle happens I and quite a number of long time (15+ years) reddit users quit and haven’t returned. I nuked my account then deleted it. Haven’t been back since and don’t miss it.

I think the results of many long term intelligent content generators leaving at once are pretty self evident.

ARGH grams and tsps…

I hate when recipes mix measurements. I just stick to grams, it’s more precise and easier.

They’re running from the giants in the lake.

But my password is hunter2

Two days ago I would have said Dolly Parton.

Two hearts. I’m gonna stay off hinge now.

What a fucking dick move. Dolly Parton was a hero. Adam Lanza was a mass child murderer.

I’m a very large bearded guy with perpetual asshole face. I’ve learned that the best thing to do is whip out my phone and study it assiduously and make sure not even look in her direction while we pass. It works quite well. Everyone who knows me knows that I am definitely not a danger, but I sure as shit look like one.

I don’t mind it, as I just use it as an excuse to read even more than I usually do.

Only when Jesus isn’t watching ;)

My mother and father’s sister and brother married each other so I’ve got four double cousins.

Risotto. It’s not hard at all, the only semi difficult part is that you have to stir frequently.

I’m a little sad that I stopped playing.

Crysturbating is the best.

Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.