I used conky manager to title my conky “Jewish Space Laser Control”. I saw my neighbor giving it the stink eye when my laptop was sitting on my deck.

“The Day The Music Died” is about being wedgied.

Reminds me of Trump’s hair if it was featured on Dog Boy from the old Liquid Television series. I know it’s oddly specific, but that’s what came to mind.

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Confucius was wise.

That is my experience as well.

Filibuster.

Have you used it when you eat tendies and guzzle chokkie milk?

Someone close to me had a “relationship” with a student. Their spouse did as well with another student but didn’t get caught. It made all the local news because the student went to the cops. The person who got caught got fired and arrested. The first person keeps telling people about the jobs their being considered for, and I keep sending emails to their “future” employers with all the links to the news articles on the case. This person has been unemployed for more than a year now. They’ve even been asked back for a second interview several times but it always gets cancelled. This person can do no wrong in the eyes of their family. This person has been a piece of shit for the decades I have known them. Their very uptight religious in laws have gotten emails in case they missed the news. They weren’t fans before, they definitely are not now. The spouse that didn’t get caught now has all eyes on them and they don’t know it. Accountability takes many forms.

Stankmouth

I too have heard the legend of Spanko.

I’ve never liked counterfeiter. I like to think that the money I make is artisinally crafted locally sourced currency.

They like their hair and beards braided. Don’t offer to decorate them with rubber bands because they won’t care that you’re a huge fan of Cpt. Lou Albano.