2004 Nokia bricks are probably still around. Them things were indestructible.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.

I enjoy fixing things, even other people’s shit, so I categorize that time as entertainment instead of work. It’s time I’d otherwise be using to doomscroll on Lemmy.

It’s raining men by the weather girls.

Primal Fear (1996). It’s arguable whether or not the antagonist is truly evil though.

Fool in the Rain?

Looks like the sequel to John Dies at the End is going to be lit af.

This comment is quite a wild ride.

Something to chop up a large and/or stiff poop so it will flush properly.

Sorry, vanilla person here: how does one use a spoon as a sex toy?

Lol. They’d leave and never come back.

“Gorg, wtf did I just watch?”

“I don’t know, Sir”

Work smarter, not harder, lol.

This is exactly what I use it for. I have to write a lot of justifications for stuff like taking training, buying equipment, going on business travel, etc. - text that will never be seriously read by anyone and is just a check-the-box exercise. The quality and content of the writing is unimportant as long as it contains a few buzz-phrases.

Went to a foreign country for vacation and bought a whole-ass bale of hay. Most of the dream was me trying to smuggle it home through customs.

What did you DO, Ray?

Came here to say this. If I could get past crippling procrastination, I wouldn’t need any other superpowers.