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DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?10·18 天前The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Ahoy, what's the most unhinged wierd shower curtain I can put in a shower.6·20 天前“This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”
My parents migrated to Australia but only spoke German at home, so that’s what I learned. When I started school, they discovered their mistake, and I had to learn English. I remember my father saying for many years, “This is Australia, we speak English in this country”, my younger sister and I weren’t allowed to speak German at home, so I forgot a lot of it. In high school, we had to learn French or German, so it was natural to learn German. So German is both my first and my third language.
When I started school, about six years old.
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Who's your favorite philosopher or religious figure and what is their key thought explained simply?8·21 天前Bill S Preston, Esquire: “Be excellent to each other”
<unpopularopinion>Bill Gates?</unpopularopinion>
“Back in my day”
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Could a vampire policemen enter my house if they had a warrant?86·2 个月前The warrant gives them the legal right to enter the house, but being vampires, they cannot enter without being invited. However, should you decide not to invite them, you can be found in contempt and arrested, which then creates the problem that the vampire police officer can’t enter to arrest you without being invited…
“Not at this address - return to sender” doesn’t do much, but “Deceased - return to sender” always works for me. Hopefully someone at the bank/sender flags the account and makes it the account holder’s problem.
(Don’t use sticky notes, they’ll fall off in the mail. Use a black permanent marker and write as big as possible so that they can’t “accidentally” miss your note. Cross out any barcodes or other markings that the post office adds so that it won’t automatically be re-sent to you, the machines will reject it and it will be manually routed back to the sender)
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What has helped your social anxiety the most?2·2 个月前Walking the dog in the fresh air every day, meeting other people doing the same.
Teletubbies
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a great video game musical piece that's good listening to over a cup of coffee?8·2 个月前Anything from Grim Fandango
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What did you do as a child that would be considered dangerous today?4·2 个月前Walk and ride my bike alone to school from about the age of six.
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some fun charming series like Father Ted?71·2 个月前- Doc Martin
- Father Brown
- Not Going Out
- My Family
Why do the British seem to make so many of this type of show?
“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”