Bloody Mary garnish.

Yeah. Just embarrassed to have lost a joust against a stationary forklift.

I hit it head on. My brain was like “We’re sitting down. Now.” And it raised a welt that took like a week to go away.

I wasn’t watching where I was going and walked forehead first into the carpet boom of the forklift I had parked. Shouldn’t have parked it with the boom that high, and should have been watching where I was going. Not my proudest moment.

Dr Pepper is owned by Keurig, not coke.

It became large enough to sustain conversation. I hope it becomes large enough to sustain niche communities.

EDIT: also “civility” doesn’t mean “don’t sass the nazis” like it does on reddit.

No idea. Only guess I had is that maybe it got knocked off the top of one of those 2 deck car transporter trailers.

Saw a minivan that was wedged under an overpass vertically with its front bumper on the ground.

You should have asked him if he’s planning to do that.

Humans domesticated wolves in this timeline. Imagine being in one of the dogless hellscapes.

The proliferation of competing mutually incompatible standards.

The Greek pantheon wasn’t known for being just or consistent. And technically, Prometheus didn’t even steal anything. The gods could still make fire as they pleased.

Prometheus pirated fire. And the punishments for piracy are worse than theft.

Well, like Cuba without the embargo.

Pastrami and swiss on rye. Mayo and spicy mustard.

Muffaletta is a very close runner up.

It kinda sucks that there’s a prime number of days in a week.

…for less money.

They forgot about Dre?

CBN licensed the 1966 Kimba sequel in the mid 80s. My family was super religious around that time and I remember watching it then.

Pat Fucking Robertson was responsible for my introduction to anime.

The guy who put that high note in a drinking song is one of my favorite humans.

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