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That was the first author that came to my mind lol

Fight Club, Guts, etc.

If you find yourself having to wash your underwear in the field as it were, it might be worth checking out travel underwear made for just that: Ex Officio and Shinesty makes some comfy stuff that washes well and dries fast.

This is from someone who has obviously never shat themselves.

I kinda want to get this printed on a placard or something…

Seriously though, some underwear (and some situations) are more washable than others, but you can absolutely get filthy stuff surprisingly clean with just some soap, water, and effort whether you’re in the middle of nowhere and you have giardia or in the middle of a kegger and you have beer shits.

Drop shit in toilet, wash underwear in sink, hair dryer underwear dry, and continue to party like a professional alcoholic

Oh no, I don’t care for this. I feel like I’d get sick using it.

It’s cool but also, no thanks.

Sony Xperia or Google Pixel these days.

Suggestions, courtesy of MST3k:

Slab Bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

I don’t mind them but I also don’t usually watch them.

Trans people: I don’t care which sportball team you play on or what bathroom you use, just wash your hands when you’re done.

Whatever is in your pants is none of my business unless you’re trying to make it my business (in which case, I’m flattered, but in a monogamous relationship, sorry).

Nice, one of the main reasons I buy a lot of stuff on Steam is because it’s easy to use with Linux distros.

They’ve already burnt up thousands of tons of satellites and plan to burn so much more e-waste in our atmosphere.

Perhaps Tom is just bad at being a predator?

Spike basically fills the ecological role that the owl would in this scenario, doesn’t he?

Not exactly what you’re after but William Gibson’s Sprawl trilogy is pretty close minus the small population and only small parts of the population live in some sort of paradise. There’s also Burning Chrome, which is set in the same universe but is a series of short stories. It’s a dystopian near future sci-fi noir that is considered to have basically started the whole cyberpunk genre. Punchy writing, would recommend.

Well, shit.

This phenomenon is called “semantic satiation”.

Hail Eris.

Ah, they lost their instance for a while there.

Kinda but some places are way worse than others (Hexbear, .ml, and lemmygrad come to mind as the most egregious, but I think Hexbear is actually gone now).