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🎵Today is the greatest
“In theory, this is a safe default, but it is not very convenient,”
That’s the eternal trade-off isn’t it?

This is also available as a podcast which I listened to today.


It’s a reference to a poll. In a poll of MAGA supporters 100% of them supported Trump. In other news 100% of flat earthers believe in a flat earth.
The moment the president announced a wrestling event at the White House we became Idiocracy

No soy sauce and chili crisp option?

This assumes there is even a trillion in cash on hand to invest that wouldn’t be coming from selling off other assets and causing chaos in the markets. Some companies are too big to fail. An IPO for over a trillion might be too big to launch. There are only 14 companies with a trillion dollar evaluation. And only about 10 of those are even publicly traded.
Thank you for that. It makes it ever so slightly less annoying
It’s a whole separate screen that doesn’t need to exist. It doesn’t have a single feature that can’t be accessed the old way. Those features being on and off.

First, they came for our Kinder eggs.
Usually when a flashlight is needed there is some fat fingering going on. This screen offers nothing. It’s a complete waste of space and is 80% of the flashlight button when you go to turn on the flashlight.
This isn’t about the browser. This is about the selection tool when you’re on the select screen (square soft key) of the OS. The screen you can use to screenshot or select stuff regardless of which app is being used.


Seems like there should be a third exception. For those occasions where the article is about LLM generated text. They should be able to quote it when it’s appropriate for an article.


When I started at one company I put together a text file with all the different sources of info I found in training. By the end of training I had turned it into an HTML file. Years later we got bought out. Support from corporate disappeared on legacy customs who hadn’t moved over to new stuff.
A coworker tapped me on the shoulder “If I were to make a local network web server on one of these computers could I upload your help system to it for everyone to use?”
Next thing you know I’m the default source for all information on every system that has ever existed. Prior to that everyone knew that I had it all in my brain but only a handful of people knew that I also had it all in HTML.
TL;DR I built a pirate help desk knowledge base.


Elegant brevity achieved.


What an unfortunate thing to happen on free eggs night.

“it’s not like we have troops on the ground.”


Note: you can’t sell without permission so anyone that sold did so with explicit permission knowing that the price would tank.
This means as little as Glenn Beck’s apology.