Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.

I’m single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.

ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru.)

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • I run a weekly campaign on Neverwinter Nights and this week was the annual Halloween event. After closing the evil portal I introduced the players to ‘Gertie’, basically a character I made that’s an amalgamation of all the weird grandmas you all met when trick-or-treating as kids (using the game’s Sea Hag model), and she asked each adventurer: “Now what are YOU supposed to be, little boy/girl?” and made one of them kiss her on the cheek because he was “so adorable”.

    And then she gave them bags of candy.

    That turned out pretty funny with how the various party members reacted and played along with the gag.

















  • Yeah, mine was an alcoholic for 25 years but inexplicably quit cold turkey one day when I was a teen.

    I think it’s just a ton of undiagnosed, untreated mental illness. My mom’s mother was abusive and her loving father died when she was a teen. My dad’s dad died when he was eleven and he became the breadwinner for his mom and siblings, and didn’t stop working for another sixty-five years. (Well, he drives for DoorDash now, so I suppose he’s still working, but it’s a far cry from roofing.)

    I actually feel a little bad for my dad. He worked his ass off his whole life and has almost nothing to show for it, but somehow, could never put his foot down when it came to my mom and adding more kids to the family. In most other countries his lifetime of work and owning a business would have meant a comfortable retirement, but not here. In America, no one gives a fuck.