I’ve found alternate means of watching a show because I couldn’t be assed to open my authenticator app more than once.

Chinese company caught brazenly copying

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Put a little bell on their collar; it’ll heavily cut down on the prey they can sneak up on.

Somehow a friend of mine was convinced to try it, and now insists on taking shots of it every night out.

At least the taglines are accurate:

Malort: turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations!

Malort: tonight’s the night you fight your dad!

Malort: these pants aren’t going to shit themselves!

Malort: the Gary, Indiana of liquor!

Recently, oysters and Indian food!

Always thought oysters were saltboogers, then a seafood bar opened down the street and the owners insisted I try a few on the house when I was drinking one evening. It was perfection of salt and sea. Now one of my favorite drunk foods!

Also, I’ve been hesitant of Indian food since I sampled the “cooking” of an Indian roommate a buddy used to have. Last year, a buddy brought me to an Indian place for my birthday after a night out, and we split a tikka masala. I’ve been back a dozen times since, and might have some Indian food for lunch soon.

Second paragraph:

Ukraine’s escalating drone strikes across Russian-occupied parts of the country have disrupted military logistics and fuel supplies, prompting authorities last month to introduce fuel rationing in ‌Crimea.

Later:

“We will create conditions that will make it extremely difficult for any military personnel or those working in the defence industry to remain in Crimea, in the temporarily occupied territories, or use the access routes to them.”

Great question! I think you are much better off asking this on Reddit’s r/askhistorians for actual researched answers, you’re only going to really get one take on here: AI bad.

“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”

I get a surprising amount of mileage out of “But who was flickering the lights?” And “Nosferatu!”

“This sounds wrong so it must be a bad study, I won’t even bother checking” :(

Except the camera outside every shop and on every streetcorner, yeah!

Night shift manufacturing. Made more than minimum wage, but hoo boy was my sleep scheduled FUCKED that summer whenever I tried to do things with friends or family.

The Times They Are A-Changin’ - Bob Dylan

Ruh roh raggy

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She couldn’t see that well.

Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies?

He was hung like this: Spread your arms out as if on a cross

Learn an opening. My favorite is the Italian!

The rule of always looking for Checks, Captures and Threats. Can you check their King? Can you do it in a way that gets you something beneficial? Can you take a piece? Can you safely threaten to do so? Some slowly played games against the computer will help you a ton.

I’ve unknew Walmart rejects too, fricken methheads

In English, the words for many animals (chicken, cow, sheep, deer, pig) are derived from proto-germanic, while the word for their meat (poultry, beef, mutton, venison, pork) is French derived.

Bonus: A good chunk of river names are just “River” in the local language. So many River Rivers from newcomers adopting the river names, not knowing it just means “river”

Thanks for the tip, I’ve been looking to get myself a small desk TV for a while now, and I’d rather not have everything I’m watching tracked to the millisecond.