Yeah, that was a bit difficult with junior - but in another way. At the age of 5 he used the toilet but for reasons (nostalgia perhaps) he refused to flush. We were greeted daily with unflushed turds.

So I upgraded his pocketmoney to 70 Cents and presented him this web-app I wrote on our family tablet:

“See, you now will get 70 Cents at the end of the week”

His face was filled with glory.

“Now you didn’t flush today, see what happens.” I said while pressing the coin and turning it to a turd and reducing his amount to 60 Cents.

By the end of the week I never had to show him this app ever again. Call me cruel.

A replicator the size of a football stadium.

This was a hard one, due to so many hilarious results. I decided to post this one now:

Prompt: a kids toy, containing a spoon and a lighter, christmas tree in background, packaging colourful, powder on the ground

Platform: Bing

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Nightcafe, Model: Flux Pro v1.1

Prompt: a fork in the road

As a dog owner, your image definitely hurt. But it also transported very well what you were trying to tell (in a very dark and cinycal way).

Also, protests that don’t hurt, aren’t protests.

I get the message but not the downvotes.

Two on a business flight

Platform: nightcafe

Prompt: a man in business suite sitting in an airplane looking out of the window and seeing a winged flying horse between the clouds, Cinematic film still, shot on v-raptor XL, film grain, vignette, color graded, post-processed, cinematic lighting, 35mm film, live-action, best quality, atmospheric, a masterpiece, epic, stunning, dramatic

Engine: Flux

Yeah, reducing the submission time whlie increasing the voting would be great.

All in all, the new voting system is an improvement in my eyes.

Nobody asked you to do that.

LOL

The last plague was disguised as a gift

Bing

prompt: a holy creature throwing smart phones on people passing down below him

workflow: Attempted the prompt several times till I got what was on my mind. Got lucky.

Manic Mansion in Day of the Tentacle

Yeah, you did it! Congrats!

It’s not over yet. Also I get -1 for posting too early.

Extremely funny 🤣

What the actually surrealistic fuck?

Prompt: threating the needle, closeup, polaroid

Bing

(zoom in)

Hela seems to be the favoured in Germany too.

I hate it though. My favourite is Bull’s-Eye dried tomato ketchup. The Bull’s-Eye Jalapeño Ketchup is also very good.