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  • I wonder if anyone else has bumped into this issue. You find a video, start watching it, but you can’t comment or upvote. Well, no problem, just log into your instance, find the same video and… oh you can’t find it. It just isn’t there. Ok, well I guess I’ll just watch the video on the other instance and skip all the usual like comment and subscribe… oh… What if I want to see more of these, and I can’t subscribe. You know, this isn’t a trivial little annoyance after all.



  • I had such a hard time finding /ɪˈpɪt ə mi/. I tried so many different spellings that I ran out of ideas.

    However, mnemonics and pneumonia are just diabolical. There’s zero chance that you’ll ever find those… which reminds me, this new language would have to be very big on silent letters. Basically like French, but cranked up to eleven, because anyone foolish enough to study this language deserves to suffer.

    As there are vastly more vowel sounds than there are vowel letters, you might as well use only consonant letters to write all the vowels. This language is just one big middle finger to all the other languages out there.



  • Oh that would be a very fun project! Make every sound just a different kind of vowel, skip all the consonants entirely. Make sure each word has vowels that are very similar. Every word should be very long as well.

    Everything should have conjugations, and you should be able to stack them infinitely. There should be lots of prefixes and suffixes you can sprinkle liberally everywhere.

    The grammar should have zero consistency. Everything is just a never ending list of exceptions. You would need to have a degree in cryotherapy to learn this language.

    The classification of words and linguistic structures should be so bizarre, that existing systems wouldn’t be able to handle it. None of this fits in any box we already have. It should be so unique, that no other language would help with it.