Some days i feel like the engineered food creature.

They make me want to summon the ghost of General Ludd from his grave.

Mad max, probably

0.5. One friend found my lemmy account when scouring the internet for TTRPG maps. I think that halfway counts, even if he doesn’t have an account of his own.

i would become so evil so quickly

100%

I dont actually care about the continued propogation of the species all that much, and I’m cooked either way so… lets crab bucket it up.

we aren’t federated with NSFW instances and thats honestly okay because I use this account in public.

groceries. it’s kind of a hassle going to the store every other week. It’s not like I’m gonna stop buying food, either.

Barber beats are just a serving plate full of soft peppermint candies individually wrapped, but you can kinda see that the wrappings were just printed over old recycled wrappers of other candies.

i dont have anywhere else to go

I think TTRPGs should be unbalanced. Balance is a construct of games, and the fictional worlds the players will interact with are less immersive when everything is predictably tuned and equal. I think the fiction of a rogue being about as good as a fighter at combat is stupid. I think rust monsters and undead creatures that hurt your stats are way better than dire boars and skeletons who just shoot you with bows. I think that when rocks fall, things should die. These all contribute to the fantasy world seeming more dangerous, more ‘real’, like a spectral hand isn’t shielding you from the worst the world has to offer.

I also recognize this is my dark fantasy bias yapping away

That old person feeling of no longer being with “it”, and what’s “it” now being strange and scary probably compounds over the centuries.

It was like a dark an unspeakable revelation out of a cosmic horror novel when I learned that some freaks in the states concocted deep fried butter.

yeah, the dark priest has lots of disadvantages to start, but once you can get a crew of undead and the Marriage going, he really comes into his own-- wait, what are we talking about?

be excellent to each other

party on dudes

pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month

ZZZ, F-Zero X, Balatro, UESRPG3e, and SotDL.

Theuppermostinlife curates a bunch of music they like, and I share some of their taste so that’s where I get a bunch of new stuff from.

uh no not really. I’m just here for memes and doomscrolling

beans. we’ll get em next time

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