HonkyTonkWoman

Are those its panties around its “ankle”?

Well, sounds like you’re living with a dead body with some semi permanence…

At least the smell of tasers flesh goes away. Pretty sure rotting fetid corpse sticks around for longer.

So I guess good luck to you as well?

Thanks for this. Helpful comment.

Question: Can someone report anonymously to a non emergency number?

I mean I get you probably shouldn’t call animal control or something, but if someone just really does not want to involve themselves with police/emergency services, is there a better option?

I helped open a community center in my hometown. We had more than a handful of volunteers who were brought up with a “no 911” mindset.

I guess I’m just curious if there’s an option for folks who are just flat out opposed.

Pay phone is anonymous answer, but the finger condom requirement will likely yield laziness.

Listen Chudwick,

Can I call you that or would you prefer something different? Chud-o-Rama? Chudski? El Chuderrino?

I can stick with Chuds, if you’re into the whole brevity thing…

I asked a question of a 911 operator, a direct question mind you, about how to anonymously dispose of a dead body. Full fucking stop.

No mention of cops. None.

Now, the reply I get insinuates that the police are bad. A pretty well established fact around these parts, wouldn’t you agree?

It’s true, sure, but it in no way brings any of us any closer to knowing how to anonymously report a dead body.

Given that I specifically asked how to report a dead body ANONYMOUSLY…. where would the idea I’m suggesting police involvement even come from?

Not me? I didn’t add police involvement to this equation? I asked simply and plainly about anonymous reporting.

Ergo, I replied pointing out that the police insinuation comment was un-fucking-helpful.

If you asked Google “How do I call in a dead body anonymously” & Google replied, “DON’T. THE COPS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU” you might have a pretty healthy meme to post, but you sure as shit don’t have a fucking answer.

If you can’t connect these dots, I’ll say it like this:

Inserting police brutality into a conversation that has nothing to do with police brutality is willfully ignorant. The only purpose of doing that, at least one that I can logically follow, would be to derail the conversation & co-opt the topic to spread your own message.

My next message is the one you seem so tuned into, but that was reply to the doubled down stupidity. Fire what it’s worth, that was a kinda fun message. I admit I kinda like getting uppity with someone who is willfully trying to derail my questions.

Now, you are more than welcome to refute this comment. In fact, if you’re having fun, please continue. I wouldn’t want to take these gleeful precious moments from you.

But… I don’t think you have a fucking leg to stand on.

…unless you know how to dispose of that leg anonymously.

No. I didn’t. My face ain’t red. My fingers ain’t shaking. There’s no sweat on my brow.

I vociferously, and rather profanely, refuted a willfully ignorant comment.

Why? Because willfully ignorant comments are fucking stupid.

You’re the one trying to defend your dumbass perspective. Sounds like you might be getting a lil angry there pal.

Personal? WHAT A TIRED FUCKING ARGUMENT…

If you can’t type in all caps, while swearing profusely, without your blood pressure raising, that’s your limitation friend, not mine.

I am completely fine talking your ass in circles all fucking day if you’re going to persistently talk out of your ass, bringing disingenuous comments to a conversation.

This isn’t personal at all, I’d just rather you waste your time trying to defend your ignorance with me, rather than foisting it upon someone else.

See? It’s Altruism!

I’ll repeat, I am not the one who brought the topic of the police into the this thread.

I simply asked a 911 Operator for information on anonymous reporting.

I’m not one misreading comments, ergo, I don’t believe I’m the one who needs a break…

But I applaud your condescension & reductivism… very constructive.

Will you please re-read my comment? I specifically asked how to report it anonymously & in no way mentioned the police.

Please please please use some basic cognitive skills here.

Wtf are you on about? I asked how to anonymously get a dead body removed. Who the hell said anything about calling the cops?

You do get that cities offer more services to their residents than just policing? And that 911 operators can contact multiple services for support? Not just the police?

If there’s anonymous way to get a fucking dead body out my lil daily sphere of interaction, you’re god damn right I’d like to know about it.

Don’t you fucking paint my question with your bullshit asshole. Provide a useful reply or shut the everliving fuck up.

You sound like a pretentious cunt.

“DON’T ASK FOR HELP WITH DISPOSING OF A FETID ROTTING CARCASS OR THE COPS MAY KILL YOU. LEAVE THE CARCASS. ITS YOUR CARCASS NOW. IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR CARCASS WHEN THE COPS COME ROUBD YOURE GONNA BE IN DEEP SHIT”

Where the fuck do you live that you don’t ask for help in disposing of dead material? Human or otherwise?

What an unhelpful reply.

Honest question, you seem like a great person to ask.

In the event fingerprints weren’t a issue…

What would be the best way go about this anonymously?

But have you enjoyed the culinary delicacy that is TREET?

E: Albeit, I’d be lying if I didn’t suggest that you hold out for our true hero here in the states:

Ahem. That chlorine-washed minced amalgam has a name.

…and it comes in a can. Does your amalgam come in a can?

Well, the last guy they let have falcon killed a baby black bear & blamed it on a bicyclist…

I’m guessing they needed to sure up their ranks after that nonsense.

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

lol, mine did not. They dropped toys in it to make it overflow & discolor the floors.

It now sits in the closet, guess they prefer still water.

That’s what got me to join.

There’s a noodlely appendage joke somewhere in there…

Does she at least understand the correlation between global warming & the recidivism of piracy?

I just can’t fathom sitting around a Sunday evening dinner table & NOT talking about how we must become pirates to ascend.

I love turning these into those stupid stickers you can reply to messages with.

“Turn it up loud enough we don’t have to hear these assholes complain”

You may have just nailed the motivation.