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Vegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.

Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!

How long did it take to download 45 years of updates?

Is there an overhead light or is the light on the wall? There are vent fan/light combos that will use the existing overhead light wires. You will have to run a vent tube to the outside with a proper vent exit. The exit will have a flappy door thing that will open outward only.

Edit: changed “bent fan” to vent fan.

Also! Most applications will have a box that is installed in the ceiling for the vent tube to attach to and the fan sits in.

I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…

The skull looked 18!

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

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Magnified anus-fleas

They’d have to rename that cornhole game.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

Not a parent BUT the best thing I ever saw for a small child was “fast feet”. Basically, teach the kid to run in place like it’s a game, making fast feet. Do it enough and it tires them out.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

WWJD? Shrek, apparently.

Makes me think of this

Johnny B Goode?

Gotta be Disco Duck

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

My nuggetses

If the hole is round, I’d look for a piece of PVC with an outer diameter that matches the inner diameter of the vent pipe. Use it to connect another piece of vent pipe that is the same size as the broken vent pipe. Glued in place it should work just fine.