…not just Canadians:

You’ll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie - 1980

No clairvoyancy needed - Revelation is just a hyperbolic list of stuff that the Emperor Nero had already done, dressed up with a bunch of supernatural gubbins and set in the future.

Narcissists gonna narcissist…

“Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space. Listen…” and so on.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Repurpose any useful bits, Mythbuster the rest.