Clean my ass

Testing? You expect this person to consider testing?

That’s an extra step that will realistically lead to more work! That’s outrageous, can’t have that. Just won’t do.

These people are under the impression that secondhand smoke is sentient and immediately finds the nearest non-smokers lungs to pollute. I wouldn’t expect logic to get through to them.

I make it a point to not discuss things like this when people aren’t thinking clearly.

When you smoke a cigarette the smoke doesn’t automatically find the nearest non-smokers lungs in order to harm them. The smoke settles, and there are more than enough places far enough away from people to smoke at.

If you’re worried about secondhand smoke harming you in any context outside of smoking indoors - I’m sorry but you just aren’t thinking clearly.

I just think it’s odd that you immediately associate smoking with being an asshole - unless they’re quitting. Like you make it very clear that personal agency is important to you - but smoking makes you a piece of shit.

smoking

anti-consent

Can’t help but feel a “my body my choice, your body my choice” vibe from this

God, can’t have anything without Big Buttsex getting in the way

The guy suggested that practicing basic hygiene is ‘faking it’ and trying to ‘fit in’.

I don’t want to use the words ‘lost cause’ but I’m getting close.

I don’t think comfortable clothes will remedy that broken hip

Wait, why don’t they launch in the U.S.?

No, you didn’t.

Answer my question.

Are you trying to advocate for bliss in ignorance?

Please tell me you’re joking?

It’s easy to feel overwhelmed by loss. Don’t let your grief rob you of the good memories you have. Life can be ugly, life can be beautiful. Don’t give up on having more good moments, more good memories.

I am saving this post.

My thoughts are with you.

Pretty sure it’s a Cassowary with gorilla hands.

You were given the gift of speech and this is what you do with it.

Fucks sake.

Try finding more social hobbies. If the only place you’re seeing men at is the gym, of course you’re going to get most of them looking at you like they want to pick you up with their face.

Unless that isn’t the problem?

Ok, fair enough, let’s compromise on it not being the “primary motivator”.

Yeah, honestly when I see people claim that CEOs just want people back for the tax benefits I call bullshit.

These are people who have to justify their own existence through control over whatever company they’re a part of. They don’t want you back in the office because they’re afraid you’re screwing them over, they want you back in because otherwise the veil is lifted on how worthless they are as a leader.