“Shhhhhh, I’m hunting pigeons…”

Does guys thinking that they can fight after watching Rocky or Mortal Kombat count?

Imagine being able to pick up a 6 to 8 foot(1.8 to 2.4m) cayman in your mouth and run away with it. For reference an adult jaguar can be 5 to 6 1/2 feet(1.5 to 1.9m) long.

“I know… this… much is…Ture!”

That’s a really cool rock.

A ring on your keys, big enough to use them as a type of brass knuckles/ flail. Slide your finger in, make a fist and swing away.

Cave drawings?

Drives me nuts that the capital “I” looks the same as lower case “L”. What happened to the top and bottom line on the “I”?

At least 25 years or more for me.

Because I was going to write about how he didn’t deal with it very well. And why someone wound up having to help. But that didn’t go great, either. And how I didn’t want to watch, but couldn’t look away… But I was done pooping.

Don’t get me wrong, it was gross, but I’ve raised two boys. I felt bad for him.

I was at great America standing in line. I happen to look over just as a down syndrome, man was sneezing. He missed the huge handkerchief, covering half his face, and the snot jumped onto the back of his hand. A lot of snot…

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Looks nothing like her./s

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I called parking enforcement on this one. Right in front of the job site drive. We don’t come here everyday, but when we do, it’d be nice to be able to pull in. They called me when they got to the car and asked if I wanted it toed. I said that they do it all the time but just give a warning, because it’s the first time I’ve called. Next time, it’s gone.

They are my all-time favorite!

Had one stalk pop up a couple years ago, right in the front yard. Let it grow. It got like 5’ tall, but the ears didn’t really develop. I’d see people driving by give it a second look, sometimes, and wondered what they might be thinking. Always gave me a little chuckle.

Dr Cox, it is then. Scrubs

What about a bird name like, Medowlark? How many syllables are we working with?

Milli Vanilli?! One of them is dead, though…