Thank you! Bonnie is a Mojave mix and I forgot what they called Clyde. He’s got a couple of pure white spots. One spot is the very tip of his tail. Looks a lot like yours. Although, he’s about to shed in this picture.

Bonnie and Clyde(the one that looks like yours).

Age really makes a difference in how someone might answer.

Tell them to look up how ducks, mate.

She was too young…

Danced with my girlfriend’s cousin, at a wedding reception. Girlfriend was already showing signs that she was done with me,and I was drinking double jack and cokes. We got into an argument and I decided I was going to walk home, 25 miles.

Reception was at a golf club. I woke up on one of the greens, a few hours after I left. Only made it a half mile away from the clubhouse.

Dropped my neck tie, phone and a pocket of change. Someone turned in my phone and tie…

Girlfriend and I didn’t make it two more weeks.

Try looking up “thumb rings” or “finger ring”. Not to sure what they are called. But it looks like any other ring, except it has a hook on it to “grab” the string.

It’s like using a mechanical release, but you use your thumb or finger to hold it in place.

Or just a mechanical release.

You should watch “My Name is Earl”.

Getting old quickly

“THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

A local radio DJ said once that if he’s feeling fancy he says “Da Ta” like “ta-da!” Cracked me up way more that it should have.

Sit up straight. Breath in as much as you can. Then a little bit more. Hold as long as you can. Let it out slowly.

Works every time for me.

“Brian”…?

My sudoko app has a daily challenge.

Why are you grilling them? It’s better than making others feel bad to make yourself feel better…

Don’t answer if you don’t like the question. Why be a dck about it?

It was the tv at the foot of our bed. Saturday Night Live was on, but the skits were kinda so so. So, the wife and I start getting frisky. A few minutes in and all I heard was “I’m the sexiest girl in the sixth grade…NO NO you can’t say that!” The skit was a couple trying to talk dirty, but the woman is saying some messed up stuff. Totally ruined the moment, but turned out to be one of the funniest skits I’ve seen for a while.

I just hope it doesn’t need some kind of crazy power supply, but that’s what I want. Any kind of food or drink whenever you like.

Can I make a replicator?

Nightmare on Elm Street. Don’t think I was quite 10 yet.

All pro athletes are younger than me. Except maybe a hockey player or two.