Even when you’re eating kosher. Let’s not kid ourselves here, the whole “clean meat” thing in kosher and halal is total bullshit.

Fines do nothing. Blow up the data center.

I feel like you should read anything that people find so polarizing and taboo. It’s short and its pretty dang hard to disagree with.

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Fuck Winamp then.

Whew, dreaming you’re a cop. What a nightmare.

Can’t remember the character’s name and fluidity of conversation supercedes pedantry in this case.

Yeah but

1. pigs love shooting dogs

and

2. dogs don’t generate profit for the top 1%.

My good friend gets a new phone as part of their plan every 4 years, so they give me their old phone and I give my old phone to my partner. Haven’t bought a phone in over 12 years, but I guess you could say I change phones every 4 years.

Didn’t expect ICE trash to take itself out.

They probably intended it to be a centimetre but somewhere from concept to final print the squares ended up 1mm longer and wider than intended. Not really a problem as they figured teachers might need the extra space to use centimetre cubes to help with teaching but didn’t figure someone would bring a ruler along.

I see your Life of Brian reference and I appreciate you.

It’s quite the opposite.

Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

Know what? That’s a cool-ass can design, even if it really only covers a couple of modules of highschool math.

Great point

I’d guess that humans have been grappling eachother for fun longer than we’ve had speech or fire.

Does Velocipastor count? They knew exactly what they were doing and made a masterpiece, but it is undoubtedly a bad movie.

I dated a co-worker and we would act very professionally in front of others… until the elevator doors closed where she would jump me for the 10 to 30 seconds we had in there.

One day the doors close, she jumps and wraps her arms around my neck, and we hear the sound of the doors start to open again because someone pushed the elevator call button before it properly left. I THREW her aside out of panic and she went flying into the opposite wall and recovered like she tripped just in time for the doors to open. We kept our shit together just long enough for the person to get off on the next floor and we both broke down laughing.

It became the thing she would joke about the most when she was trying to embarrass me a little; the time I launched her across an elevator.

Damn Connect almost spoiled my first RR.

I can’t say I’m a fan, but it’s great to see people still listening to Bif Naked in 2026.