I’ve never gotten pushback with “I’d rather not”.

Did .ml traffic drop?

Installed a bidet. What a beautiful thing to always have a clean bum.

Among a million other things, all rented spaces should be inspected and required to be acoustically insulated. City living is great for the environment and your quality of life and there’s even nothing necessarily wrong with renting a home if you want to, but we need to regulate rental spaces where people are expected to live.

What am I going to say to my constituents?

You don’t have to be gay to use a gay app.

That probably works.

-Republican Senators

Even when you’re eating kosher. Let’s not kid ourselves here, the whole “clean meat” thing in kosher and halal is total bullshit.

Fines do nothing. Blow up the data center.

I feel like you should read anything that people find so polarizing and taboo. It’s short and its pretty dang hard to disagree with.

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Fuck Winamp then.

Whew, dreaming you’re a cop. What a nightmare.

Can’t remember the character’s name and fluidity of conversation supercedes pedantry in this case.

Yeah but

1. pigs love shooting dogs

and

2. dogs don’t generate profit for the top 1%.

My good friend gets a new phone as part of their plan every 4 years, so they give me their old phone and I give my old phone to my partner. Haven’t bought a phone in over 12 years, but I guess you could say I change phones every 4 years.

Didn’t expect ICE trash to take itself out.

They probably intended it to be a centimetre but somewhere from concept to final print the squares ended up 1mm longer and wider than intended. Not really a problem as they figured teachers might need the extra space to use centimetre cubes to help with teaching but didn’t figure someone would bring a ruler along.

I see your Life of Brian reference and I appreciate you.

It’s quite the opposite.

Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

Know what? That’s a cool-ass can design, even if it really only covers a couple of modules of highschool math.